In Canada, when one moves from Province to Province, there
are many adjustments to make. It is not like moving from County to County in
England for example. So herein lies a tale.
Yesterday, Sunday, John drove off early to visit a friend he
had not seen in thirty or more years. We were to meet later for a late lunch.
It was a lovely sunny day. The roads winding as they passed the most wonderful
scenery.
Now, although John has slowed his driving speed down
considerably over the years, he does tend to ignore or miss the varying speed
signs we can encounter on our drives. These can go from 100kph to 90 or 80 in
short spaces of time on the main routes and from 80 to 70, 60, 50 and even 30
in lesser route. Often the signs are obscured by brush. Sometimes there is no
warning of an approaching reduction in speed. And sometimes John is simply not
paying attention. Now in fairness, I too can fall prey to such lax attention.
On this particular occasion, John had left a 90kph zone and
turned onto an 80kph one. This in turn slowed to 60kph and then 50. John had
not reduced his speed from 80 as he entered either of the two lesser zones.
Suddenly a figure in yellow stood before him waving his arms. The trusted RCMP.
They always get their … um … person.
Driver’s licence please… insurance card … ownership… Now
John fumbled for the latter. These are all new documents to us since we have
moved to Nova Scotia. There it was. Not the small card we had been used to but
a large official looking piece of paper. The police officer disappeared with
these. In the meantime, John called us to say he would be late. The call was
interrupted by the returning officer who handed John a ticket with a hefty
fine, albeit politely so.
The Officer hesitated and cleared his throat… “May I ask”,
he said, “if you identify as...", he cleared his throat again, "... as a male or a female?” pointing to a prominent “F”
on the said driver’s licence. Those who know John can surely imagine the look of utter surprise on his face. John rubbed his thick beard. (He has let it grow
more since moving to the sea.) Then he laughed, a little flushed. “I am a man”
he said firmly to the politically correct young officer, explaining that we had
just received our new provincial licences in the mail and he had not examined
it for errors.
Then sir, said the officer, you may want to have the error
corrected to avoid confusion in the future. John thanked the helpful young man
and proceeded to lunch.
John went in first thing
this morning to the licence bureau. He was the first in the door at
opening and he announced to the two female clerks, "Well I present you
with your first dilemma of the week." A Groan emitted in unison from
behind the counter. He handed his licence to one of the clerks and asked
"Do you see a problem with this." She replied, "Well not right away."
John pointed to the "F" and simply said "Sex". The other clerk called
out: "Why? Do you have a problem with sex?" --- Laughter. In the
meantime another customer had walked in. John said: "Do I look like a
woman?" - pointing to his rather thick beard. The other customer chimed
in: "Well these days it's hard to tell."
We had certainly expected our new life in our new Provincial
home to be a significant change, a transition of sorts, from our former existence. Little did we know just how much of a transition it could be!